One day a mad scientist got tired of making bologna sandwiches all by himself, so one day he turned a package of bologna into a monster. This monster was told "make yourself into a sandwich would you kindly?" This monster, not wanting to be a sandwich, ran away and now roams houses freeing unpackaged bologna. So when ever you look in your fridge after leaving out bologna not in its package know that its gone because of the bologna monster. So remember whenever you make a bologna sandwich put away the leftover meat in its package.